I double as a donkey

"Oh what a job this is..." - Devin the Dude

Simple and plain, I played a one-hour session last night and lost $600. Very sorry effort on my part. I was probably tired, I was probably feeling rushed because I had to go to dinner with friends around 930, but I hate excuses. So I'm just going to say that I sucked last night. I played too many hands, I played weak ass kickers, I donk'd.

The first hand I witnessed at the table was ridiculous. I was waiting for the blinds to pass, so I wasn't even in the hand. Everyone limps. Flop comes Qc10h2c. Big blind, we'll call him "Oldie" bets $15. Middle position player raises to $45. Button goes all-in for $650. "Oldie" calls him with his last $500. A club hits the river and button shows two pair, Q2 and "Oldie" shows 8c6c for the rivered flush. I was astounded and happy to be at the table.

Well on my first hand I get AQ. The guy who lost with the Q2 is immediately on my left. I limp, he goes all-in for $37. "Oldie" calls him. I feel that "Oldie" is just calling with anything so I push for $200 to isolate. He calls with AK and we both miss and I lose my cheese. Rebuy and lose to "Oldie" with Ac8c when he puts me all in with an ace on the board and a club on the turn. He has AK and his kicker plays.

I lost another $200, I don’t really remember any significant hands. The table was crazy as people were pushing all in every hand to try and double through "Oldie" and he was winning every hand. He had about 3k when I left after an hour and he was at $500 when I got there.

So I lost, the win streak ends at five. I'll be back this weekend to try and get back on the horse.

**On another note, I have to say that I listened to Devin the Dude "Waitin' To Inhale" CD today and this is a classic CD. He has some straight up ridiculous tracks on here. He has done it again.

Thursday Night:
200NL: -$600
Overall: -$600
Hourly: -600/Hr.

Bankroll Plan To Date:
4/8 Limit: +33
$1/2 NL: +195
3/5 NL: +1682
Bankroll: +1910